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| Quadistan > Education Senior Lecture Meeting at Quadistan  |
A group of lecturers were seen today by a Quadistani citizen occupying the Quadistani sofas. Facial recognition software proved that Keith Woodrow and Suzy Jagger were discussing a possible plan to cease the functioning state of Quadistan and incorporate it back to the university.However, the Social Democrat Party of Slovenia have condemned this move and are passing a bill in Ljubljana to recognise Quadistan. Danilo Türk, the Slovenian President has also condemned it and has said that the republic should immediately be part of the EU. When asked later by the heroic citizen, Mr Woodrow declined to comment, where Ms Jagger had reportedly said "Have a good summer." The citizen interpreted this remark as a grave concern for all citizens and promptly decided to report it to a local news agency, the Roehampton Lane Journal which is also run by fellow Quadistani citizen Kingsley Reuben. In other news, Roehampton University are repairing the quad and country at a faster rate than expected, but due to summer commitments, the next proper reunion will be in September. Written by: loftyD |
