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Ramadan Approaching in Quadistan
Speaking at Roehampton University to the Quadistani Workers Journal, Sir Quadalot said that he is "committed" to Ramadan this year. Sir Quadalot was heavily criticised last year when he failed to undertake Ramadan due to a Royal visit to Favorite Chicken at Danebury Avenue which went horribly wrong.
Critics had noted that he was "nearing death" and gave in to the smell of the food at the eaterie. He consumed some chicken which meant his commitment to Ramadan was void.
Speaking after the event which shook the glorious nation of Quadistan, Sir Quadalot expressed his deepest apologies to anyone whom he had caused offence.
Sir Quadalot has employed some more Royal Guards in order to protect him from consuming any food during Ramadan. However this has caused more controversy as he directly threatened Student Finance England to raise the tuition fees by £85 in order to satisfy the costs in employing the guards.
The NUT has condemned this move as unlawful and possible strike action could be announced in the next following days when all of its members have taken a vote.
Written by: loftyD
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