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| Inyauk > Technology Strange Machine Sighted in the Imperial City!  |
It is not news to many of the Imperial City's inhabitants, that a strange device has been seen all over the city. It is both quick and nimble, carrying it's rider to all corners of the city. It can only be described as a kind of mechanical horse. Instead of legs it has two wheels, one on the front and on the back.The person seen riding it is an attendee of the Academy, Mínitiisla Káraimuna Pílatituna Íkirak. When asked about the device, he simply said “I wanted to go places faster. So I invented the 'two-wheel.' One day everyone will use it to go farther and faster.” After that he jumped back onto the device and sped off toward the Academy center. ---- Yarbáhuat rúnbakuuwair inárkulitsuuniuxan ir nahi-írnaknaximuaja rúnyalana inárkulnainkilax. Nínalasaanaakikiya xúnana ikúnaratxaya nu-ágautbanarkul. Nahí-inanatsinaraahi maránxarana. Nír físana jarxánigat músuuninat, kilmúsuunim i-úlutaf kilmúsuunim isányaaf. I-ínyakim ir rúnyalak kúnaratx ní-aya ax áfaunana inísimax, Mínitiisla Káraimuna Pílatituna Íkirak. Tásur sidiralak itsínaraaya ax ním bírisinaafaaralak ir txím xinu-ápatiirana ágautikat ax. Ip txím mírsualak imúsuuninahi. Pítakax nu-ínyaukim álatabana ní-aja lá-usuunahi wa lásaantunahi. Kínyukusi ním kúnaratxalam iĘŚínaraaja wa apalak inísinikat. Written by: Ossicone |
